JEORDIE WHITE | BASE TENDENCIES
"You've got to be subtle so the damage will last - like a time bomb. So if you order room service -- preferably chicken or anything that will rot - stick it between the mattresses. About a week down the road, it'll smell awful. Also, why bother going to the bathroom? Just use the bed! Especially if there's a partner in bed with you. But there's a point where carelessness goes too far: if you wreck a room every night, it's like hitting yourself in the face."